Pearls Before Swine
PIG: I bought a chair at the furniture store. MOUSE: Why? PIG: Because I need to test all of the smoke alarms in our house. MOUSE: and you stand on a chair? PIG: I set fire to it.
PIG: I bought a chair at the furniture store. MOUSE: Why? PIG: Because I need to test all of the smoke alarms in our house. MOUSE: and you stand on a chair? PIG: I set fire to it.