PIG: I bought a chair at the furniture store.
MOUSE: Why?
PIG: Because I need to test all of the smoke alarms in our house.
MOUSE: and you stand on a chair?
PIG: I set fire to it.
PIG: I bought a chair at the furniture store.
MOUSE: Why?
PIG: Because I need to test all of the smoke alarms in our house.
MOUSE: and you stand on a chair?
PIG: I set fire to it.